(Such skill. Very Shiba. Much wow.)

Behold Futa (ふう太), the red-coated Shiba Inu who casually dropped a 3-million-view tongue challenge on X and broke the internet’s jaw.

In the now-legendary post, Futa stares straight into the camera with pure chaos energy: mouth open in a full-on grin, tongue casually hanging out like it owns the place. Caption: “皆これできるー？” (“Can everyone do this~?”).

Spoiler: No. Most dogs cannot.

Then he followed up with the ultimate edition — lying on his side, eyes half-closed in smug satisfaction, while his tongue folds itself into an actual wavy, ribbon-like sculpture. Not a blep. Not a pant. A full origami tongue.

This is not a dog. This is a high-level tongue technician operating on a completely different plane of existence. While other Shibas are out here doing basic “happy face,” Futa is out here speedrunning facial gymnastics and asking the rest of the dog internet to keep up.

Dogecoin may have the original Shiba meme face… but Futa has the tongue that could launch a secondary token.

Much flexibility.
Very impossible.
Wow.